Blonde bitch Crystal was as dumb as they come, but we found some use for her after all. Before she took off the blindfold she thought she was at the heavy petting zoo with a couple baby elephants. Though this was a good time for all of us we had to let her in on the secret, and take this silly bitch to town. Sorry crystal, we know you thought you were bonding with an endangered species, but business is business BIOTCH!!!